A well connected but lop-sided coalition government seeks to recruit a well-rounded Director to run our Anti-Corruption Authority. The candidate must accept and fulfill the following requirements:
· Minimum of 5 years of friendship with relevant authority figures.
· Self-motivated go-getter, with room for going and getting even more.
· Should be able to speak basic English and Swahili. No writing skills needed.
· Aged above… um… must be generally old; grey hairs a must.
· Good knowledge of 5-star hotel menus.
· Must be photogenic; will appear in various publications frequently.
· Working knowledge of Facebook and/or Twitter and YouTube.
· Capacity to work without any real authority will be an added advantage.
Terms of Offer
The very attractive package includes:
· A higher salary than the President.
· A higher salary than the Prime Minister.
· A higher salary than the Vice-President.
· Flexible working hours (international time zones taken into consideration)
· Celebrity status
Interested and suitably qualified candidates should drop their testimonials, detailed CVs and consideration fees (highly recommended), on or before someone else does.