Job Vacancy – KACC director

VACANCY

ANTI-CORRUPTION DIRECTOR

A well connected but lop-sided coalition government seeks to recruit a well-rounded Director to run our Anti-Corruption Authority. The candidate must accept and fulfill the following requirements:

Personal profile

· Minimum of 5 years of friendship with relevant authority figures.

· Self-motivated go-getter, with room for going and getting even more.

· Should be able to speak basic English and Swahili. No writing skills needed.

· Aged above… um… must be generally old; grey hairs a must.

· Good knowledge of 5-star hotel menus.

· Must be photogenic; will appear in various publications frequently.

· Working knowledge of Facebook and/or Twitter and YouTube.

· Capacity to work without any real authority will be an added advantage.

Terms of Offer

The very attractive package includes:

· A higher salary than the President.

· A higher salary than the Prime Minister.

· A higher salary than the Vice-President.

· Flexible working hours (international time zones taken into consideration)

· Celebrity status

Interested and suitably qualified candidates should drop their testimonials, detailed CVs and consideration fees (highly recommended), on or before someone else does.

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