HERE’S OUR 15-MEMBER CABINET PROPOSAL!
1. MINISTRY OF GROUNDS
Combines Roads & Public Works with Lands. That way, you wouldn’t have to worry about land allocated on road reserves, plus the land in the potholes on the roads will not go to waste…
2. MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR
Combines Internal Security with Health. Poisoning is a security matter. Food poisoning is a health matter. Both are internal. Whether within borders or bodies, it is covered!
3. MINISTRY OF HOME SCIENCE
Housing + Home Affairs. Why build a house and not make it a home…?
4. MINISTRY OF JOULES
Energy + Science & Technology. This was a tough one because we wanted to put Min. of Water instead of Science & Tech, but water (H2O) has its own energy. ’nuff said. Can be renamed Min. of Kilojoules if powerful enough.
5. MINISTRY OF KNOWLEDGE & APPLICATION
Education + Labour. Natural flow from school to work…
6. MIN. OF THE EXTERIOR
Foreign Affairs + Immigration + Regional Co-operation
Self-explanatory, really.
And now my favorite!
7. MIN. OF FAST FOOD
Transport + Agriculture. I’m feeling productive…
8. MIN. OF AMBIENCE
Environment + Gender & Culture. Gives a Kenyan touch to our surroundings…
9. MIN. OF TOURISM & SPORTS
Sports + er… Tourism. However, this will be on rotational basis. A chance for tourists to meet the athletes they admire so much, plus we can include Kenya Premier League games in the itinerary, thus resulting in big stadia ad more income!
10. MIN. OF INVESTMENT & LIQUIDITY
Finance +, well, Water. Need I say more?
11. MIN. OF SOCIAL BALANCE
Information & Communication + Special Programs
That way, special programs can be highlighted, AND programming (radio and TV) can also be special…!
12. MIN. OF INTEGRITY
Local Govt + Ethics. So, the next time I give a local govt ordinance, I will consider the implications beyond the letter of the law.
13. MIN. OF PROMOTION AND BIZNA!
Defence + Trade & Industry + Youth. What? Protect infant industries…
14. MIN. OF ANIMALS & PEOPLE TO SEE THEM
Livestock + Tourism (rotational). Rename livestock ministry Min. of Animals. Tourists like athletes and animals. Rotate tourism between Sports and Animals.
15. MIN. OF THE LAW
Justice & Constitutional Affairs + Fisheries. Simple. Anything fishy is referred to the judicial system, and the high court has a statue of a boy carrying a fish…
All under THE MIN. OF COALITION & COMBINED EFFORTS (formerly Planning & National Development).
copyright Yafesi 08
BrandKemistry 
too funny.
But many of them make a lot of sense
Nice… Sigh… of course, they will not listen to you!
i would like a 45 member cabinet!!With a 3/7th chance of being Minister or assistant, I wana b an MP…jst wanna be honest,my relative is an MP and he’s highly tipped tto be minister in the new coalition.Would he or any of his family want a lean cabinet??I guess not
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funny,
My suggestion will be all the MP’s to be given the new titles as Ministers. Eg Minister of Starehe Constituency etc
and ministrial Jobs to be given to professionals and not MP’s anymore. eg if am qualified in Health and am Dr. so and so to be given Ministry of Health.
I think by doing so the fighting of joining the cabinet will be no more.
am rolling on the floor! lol
You do make a lot of sense re: ministries.
They are all covered just a little legalese to touch it up and we are ready to go!
Your ministries are featured in today’s EA Standards Palaver column.
makes pretty much sense if taken seriously